10 Brilliantly Stupid TV Guide Descriptions Of Classic Movies

8. Invasion Of The Astro-Monster

Godzilla and Rodan (a radioactive pterodactyl) travel to Planet X at the behest of its people to fight three-headed Dean on a basketball court.
Okay, so the majority of readers won't be familiar with this film, but they will know the central character Godzilla. Those in the US might know it better by its alternative title 'Monster Zero'. In one of his most wackiest adventures, the Japanese monster and his giant pteranodon pal Rodan are transported to another planet to battle the three headed-dragon King Ghidorah. Oh and according to this description, a giant three-headed basketball player called Dean. Disclaimer. Three-headed Dean is not in this movie. This bizarre description to an already bizarre film was the result of of glitch in the Netflix app in May 2014, which took the last sentence of a program€™s summary and swapped it out with the last sentence of the next program, creating a number of hilarious movie mash ups. See also 'Lilo And Stitch': Just as rowdy alien Stitch begins settling in with his new adopted family, he suddenly goes haywire and reverts to his fictional NBC variety show.
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