10 Common Film Occurrences That Just Don’t Happen In Real Life

2. One Liners

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEaeOxqy_4 So this entry is going to be short and sweet. Just like the perfect one liner. Let me just say that I'm a total sucker for one liners and I want, more than anything, to be clever enough to spout them off at the perfect moments like they're used in action movies. The spot-on precision of each zinger always brings a smile to my face. But alas, I'm not that clever. Or at least not in the moment. No one is. But if you think about it, it's actually a good thing we can't shoot off a one liner at every opportunity. This way, whenever we are lucky enough to spout one off, it makes it all the better.
 
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Born in Memphis, TN and raised in a suburb of Dallas, TX, Jonathan gained notoriety within his high school due to the controversial nature of the editorials he wrote for the school paper. Jonathan is a huge comic book nerd, in particular DC Comics, along with being a fan of watching movies and being as cynical as he can towards them (something that the people watching the movie with him generally do not appreciate)