10 Conspiracy Theories That Actually Sound Like Popular Movies

2. Liberals Are Creating Super Soldiers

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Mark the date November 4th 2017 in your diary folks because Alex Jones says that’s when anti-fascist super soldiers are coming to “behead all white parents” across America and…. Oh, wait a minute.

Maybe Jones had Captain America: The First Avenger in mind because if there is any such thing as an anti-fascist super solder, it’s the guy in the star-spangled uniform who punched out Hitler more than 200 times. Cap’s also pushing a multicultural/feminist agenda with a WWII team that includes Agent Carter, Jim Morita, Jacques Dernier and Gabe Jones, so you can see why he’d annoy fascists.

They likely consider Cap a left-wing agitator, the kind of guy who if he doesn’t like you or your politics will land in your backyard without a parachute just so he can mess with you. Clearly, Jones was on the side of Red Skull, a very stable genius who was in no way colluding with the Nazis.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'