10 Deeply Disturbing Disney And Pixar Fan Fictions

A surprising amount of Frozen fan fiction focuses on incestuous shenanigans between estranged sisters Anna and Elsa but as we’ll be covering illegal familial relationships later on (sorry in advance), we’ll be looking at a different but equally disturbing Frozen pairing instead – Olaf and Sven.

Yes, the unlikely yet lust-filled protagonists of Icy Love are a snowman and a reindeer. In this alternative Frozen world, Olaf has apparently had a thing for Sven the moment he clapped eyes on him and while on a romantic walk through the wintry tundra the pair finally get properly acquainted if you know what we mean.

Naturally, Olaf does most of the dirty talking as reindeers can’t speak while Sven just grunts and makes enthusiastic cow-like moos for some reason. Normally, now would be a good place to point out that bestiality is morally wrong on many levels but as Olaf is a snowman brought to life by magic we’re not even sure if this encounter qualifies. Still wrong though.

Choice Quote: “‘I want to feel your meatwand inside of me,’ Olaf whispered.”