10 Directors Who Have Never Made A Good Movie

3. Uwe Boll

Uwe-boll-finger Filmography: German Fried Movie, Barschel - Mord in Genf?, Amoklauf, Das Erste Semester, Sanctimony, Blackwoods, Heart of America, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Bloodrayne 2, Postal, Seed, 1968 Tunnel Rats, Alone in the Dark II, Far Cry, Stoic, Rampage, Darfur, Final Storm, Max Schmeling, Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, Auschwitz, Blubberella, In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds It wouldn't be a list of bad directors without Uwe Boll, and for good reason. He's committed such cinematic atrocities as Bloodrayne, House of the Dead, Darfur and the beyond ghastly Auschwitz. He's the laughing stock of the industry. He's laughed at by critics, fans, just about everyone. He's a self-proclaimed genius and publicity hungry, doing whatever he can to stay relevant - it makes you think if he's making atrocious films on purpose because it takes hard work to be as bad as he is. Despite the general consensus being that he's the worst filmmaker in the world, actors such as Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen have appeared in his films dragging themselves down to depths never before seen as possible. Boll once got into a slinging match with Michael Bay (who may or may not be next on this list) where he infamously called Bay a "retard" and that he had "no sense of humour" which was just a crass grab for publicity. Boll's films are deemed so bad by the public that there is an active petition with over 300000 signatures calling for his immediate retirement. The petition needed one million signatures, so we're going to have to endure Boll's films for a little while longer including Auschwitz where he casts himself as an SS guard. I'll stop bashing him now so he doesn't challenge me to a boxing match.
 
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