6. Eli Roth

Eli Roth hit it big by simply knowing the right person in the right place. That man is legendary filmmaker Quentin Tarantino. I want to preface all of this by noting that it is awesome that RZA and Eli Roth are such great buds with such an influential filmmaker. I also do not look down on Tarantino for hanging around with these clowns because friendship goes beyond being renowned or talented. I am simply saying Eli Roth makes awful movies. Hostel is nothing more than arousing sex scene after scene evolving into gratuitous torture porn. I have a strong stomach and do not find Hostel disgusting, but rather a case of trying too hard. Hostel 2 literally ends with the villains balls being ripped off and stomped on which is most likely what Eli Roth sees as female empowerment. His latest film Aftershock is no better as it tries to be dark and realistic detailing a societal collapse under tsunami aftershocks, but it is really just unintentionally hilarious and badly acted. Eli Roth is still at it though with The Green Inferno due later this year.