10 Easily Avoidable Deaths In Cinema

3. You're Bigger Than He Is, Stand Up For Yourself! #1 - The Gingerdead Man

Gingerdead man I stand corrected, there IS a more ridiculous villain than the two foot tall lightweight children's doll Chucky. Introducing you to the Gingerdead man. No, not the ginger bread man, the ginger dead man, the resurrected form of executed murderer Millard Findlemeyer (Gary Busey) whom, in spite of his somewhat diminutive form (not to mention the fact that he's a god-damned gingerbread man) manages to leave a staggeringly large trail of corpses in his wake. Amazingly, two sequels - "Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust" and "Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver" were released in 2008 and 2011, respectively. *Shakes head in shame*. If you wind up letting yourself fall prey to a gingerbread man, ("just stomp on him!" I hear you shouting) then you weren't meant long for this earth in the first place.
 
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Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.