3. Troll 2 - They're Eating Her!
What happens? This poor guy realizes that he's next on the menu for a group of hungry goblins as they devour a woman. He then expresses this fear with the line delivery that even the most commanding Thespian would be jealous of.
Why is it hilarious? I'm sure you've all seen this clip make the rounds on YouTube, if you haven't then you owe it to yourself to watch it. Simply put, the perfect blend of cheesy music, appalling acting, zero emotion and camera zoom creates something that will be remembered throughout the ages. This is so funny that it actually cheers me up when I'm feeling down, and I'm sure many people feel the same way about it.