The Wicker Man

The telltale signs a new movie is destined to be a dud.

You Know What They Say...If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It.

"Not the bees, not the bees!"

How did they not realise how bad these films were?

These little breaks through the cloud of dreadfulness that make you realise you aren't…

So unscary it actually offends.

The cheesy movie quote: the silver bullet to any bad movie.

"No Mr. Tarantino, that Australian accent totally works...."

Witches make for fantastic cinema fodder...