1. An R-Rating
This cannot be compromised. This cannot be wavered. Deadpool is a wise-talking, ass-kicking, zinger-laying psychotic assassin. Where in any of that does "PG" fit? If Deadpool the Movie is going to fly, it needs to be R-rated. It needs to be visceral, violent, misogynistic sorry ladies over the top, manically hilarious and just plain bloody. It needs the guns, the swords, the babes, the explosions and it needs all of those things in unhealthy doses. Ridiculously unhealthy doses in fact. I mean, part of the appeal of the Deadpool game just released is the fact that science or somebody finally decided to stuff all the stuff I mentioned throughout this list into a single game disc and not question whether it will fly or not. High Noon Studios the cats who made the game probably decided against playing it safe because of the simple fact that the appeal of this character is that he doesnt even remotely play it safe. You want someone to play it safe and save cats from trees, thats Spidermans department. Want someone to get rid of a fire using his breath or some ridiculous st? Call Superman. But, if you want the guy who probably started that fire using a bomb strapped to that cat in the tree, Deadpool is your man. And part of embracing the character is embracing the fact that the only way to put him in a movie is to do it without compromise. Everything else on this list is nigh if a Deadpool movie isnt given the R-rating it deserves nay, the R-rating it needs.