10 Essentials For A Deadpool Movie

1. An R-Rating

max This cannot be compromised. This cannot be wavered. Deadpool is a wise-talking, ass-kicking, zinger-laying psychotic assassin. Where in any of that does "PG" fit? If Deadpool the Movie is going to fly, it needs to be R-rated. It needs to be visceral, violent, misogynistic €“ sorry ladies €“ over the top, manically hilarious and just plain bloody. It needs the guns, the swords, the babes, the explosions €“ and it needs all of those things in unhealthy doses. Ridiculously unhealthy doses in fact. I mean, part of the appeal of the Deadpool game just released is the fact that science or somebody finally decided to stuff all the stuff I mentioned throughout this list into a single game disc and not question whether it will fly or not. High Noon Studios €“ the cats who made the game €“ probably decided against playing it safe because of the simple fact that the appeal of this character is that he doesn€™t even remotely play it safe. You want someone to play it safe and save cats from trees, that€™s Spiderman€™s department. Want someone to get rid of a fire using his breath or some ridiculous s€”t? Call Superman. But, if you want the guy who probably started that fire using a bomb strapped to that cat in the tree, Deadpool is your man. And part of embracing the character is embracing the fact that the only way to put him in a movie is to do it without compromise. Everything else on this list is nigh if a Deadpool movie isn€™t given the R-rating it deserves €“ nay, the R-rating it needs.
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