Some of you may think Im crazy when I say that Wall-E has a message it is trying to send to children. You may say, Chris, I can see where youre coming from with all these other movies, but Wall-E is stretching it. In actuality, there is a very clear agenda here: Robo Supremacy. Wall-E fools you into thinking that robots are cute and lovable. We should trust them. We should listen to show tunes with them. That way, our defenses are nice and lowered, which will enable Skynet to commence Judgment Day. If you havent already, please dont let your children watch Wall-E. The resistance is going to need all the hardcore robot hating soldiers it can get. Please, consider the future of our planet.
Based in Chicago, Christopher Tucker does what he can to bring a little fun into the world through writing, videos and board games. More of his machinations can be discovered over at Tuckertronik.com. He feels confident that the entirety of his life will be broken into two segments: prior to the finale of Breaking Bad and post Breaking Bad.