Family Guy haters take note: Mila Kunis has done much, much worse than Seth McFarlane. She makes an early appearance in Santa With Muscles, playing an orphan who gives Hulk Hogan the sleeveless Santa outfit he wears while battling the villainous Mr Frost. You see, Hogans an amnesiac millionaire who comes to believe hes Santa after being mistaken for him (long story), and he takes it upon himself to save a bunch of kids when Frost threatens their orphanage with less-than-hilarious consequences. Released a year before Batman & Robin, this mainstay of the IMDbs Bottom 100 might be the movie that inspired its villains. Not only is Mr Frost pure evil and nothing more, he has an army of hench-people that belong in a comic book movie, including a guy with gas breath and a bondage girl with electric hands. Oh, and they drive around in an ice cream truck.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
