4. Paris Hilton Is Impaled Through The Head - House Of Wax
Paris Hilton may have won a Razzie award for her performance in the 2005 House of Wax remake, but was it really deserved? Yes, Hilton has been a figure of public scorn ever since she arrived on the showbiz scene, though her performance was certainly no worse than the average, slutty female horror character, and she at least appeared to have a sense of self-awareness about her appearance in the movie, even talking up her death scene prior to the movie's release in the hope that it would score a greater box office. Hilton plays Paige, relatively forgettable horror fodder except for the fact that, well, it's Paris Hilton and she doesn't have much business being in a movie like this. That said, this makes her death scene all the more entertaining, as a scantily-clad Hilton flees from her pursuer, but ends up getting caught out when she peeks out over the edge of a car she's hiding behind, and the baddie throws a metal pole through the car window, instantly smashing straight through her head. The blood pours, and we get a great, lingering look at Hilton's deceased mug. Satisfaction Rating: 10/10. Though the movie was far from great or even good, it's hard to argue with the sheer wish fulfillment of this scene: it's brutal, well-directed, and to be fair to her, Paris seems totally game for the self-mockery.
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