10 Great Moments In Otherwise Terrible Movies
9. The One - Jet Li On The Prison Planet
The Terrible Movie: The One is a film whose plot about an evil Jet Li travelling through alternate realities to kill all the other versions of himself and become the ultimate Jet Li is only the second most ridiculous thing about it. That dubious honour goes to Jason Statham attempting to do an American accent (except for the scenes where he just gives up).
Apart from that, it's mostly a pretty forgettable and by the numbers action film.
The Great Moment: At the end of the film, the evil Jet Li is defeated by the good Jet Li and sent to a prison planet in another dimension. He wakes up to find himself surrounded by an entire planet's worth of hardened convicts, all them looking like they just got an early Christmas present.
We then get an undeniably cool scene of Jet Li standing on top of a temple and screaming "I am nobody's b*tch! You are mine." He then proceeds to start kicking heads in as the camera pans out.
It's an awesome moment that is only slightly mitigated by the sadness of realising we could have had an entire movie of that instead of multidimensional nonsense.