10 Hollywood Badasses Who Could Stop A British Zombie Outbreak
1. Danny Trejo
Don’t know about you guys, but if anyone’s going to rescue us skinny white nerds from a zombie attack, let it be the Mexican you don’t want to f**k with, the man who could kill a zombie just by looking at it sideways (probably), Mr Danny Trejo.
In everything from Bulletproof to Robert Rodriguez’s films, he’s proven himself to be a charismatic badass, but more important than that is what he represents: he’s no suit and tie corporate puppet who goes to work for The Man, he’s a true individualist who marches to the beat of his own drum. Plus, he got to go to bed with Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba and Amber Heard.
In Nation Of The Dead, he’d be a very Machete-ish saviour, a figure who uplifts the downtrodden not by spouting platitudes, but by chopping heads off and throwing zombies into rotating helicopter blades. Let’s see Milla Jovovich top that.