5. Saddam Hussain Owned A Stargate
Lets get this straight people, Stargate the Movie and TV series only acts as an elaborate decoy - the Program actually exists and is controlled by the American Government. Of course, this is very much a theory of an impossible technology that has probably come about from fat, middle aged men in basements who really
want Stargate to be real. Thats right; we are through the looking glass here with this one. The (obviously made-up) plot most definitely gets thicker as, according to theorists, Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussain once gained control of his own gate which is the actual reason why Bush and Blair went to war with Iraq, they simply could not allow a Dictator to have his own wormhole for inter-space travel. To add fuel to this insane rumour, many Poindexters and Nerderlingers flood forums to back up the evidence that all wars are lies and that the Religious/Territory implications are only government lies told to soldiers. Soldiers who are actually fighting one big giant war based on a film starring Kurt Russell. Honestly, what? True? Seems pretty legit given the solid evidence provided by the basement geeks who havent heard of sunlight. Now Im off to stand in a doorway covered in tin foil whilst electrocuting my crotch to get in touch with planet Zorg...