10 Horror Films To Get You In The Mood For Halloween
8. See No Evil
All a horror movie asks is that you get on its wavelength and enjoy it for what it is, although given alcohol’s mysterious ability to lower expectations, being good and loaded probably doesn’t hurt either. Especially if you’re watching a slasher directed by Greg Dark, the Michael Bay of porn, who’s won awards from the X-Rated Critics Organization (Best Director – The Devil In Miss Jones 3 & 4) and the Adult Film Association of America (Best Erotic Scene – A Passage Through Pamela). Then you’ll have a real good time.
Backed by World Wrestling Entertainment as a vehicle for teacher-turned-grappler Kane (real name: Glenn Jacobs), See No Evil casts the 6ft 10 Tor Johnson lookalike as Jacob Goodnight, one of those unstoppable killing machines with mom issues. He just happens to be holed up in The Blackwell Hotel when a bunch of delinquents are sent in on a cleaning assignment, but if you think this is a regular hotel without secret passageways and one-way glass, you’re sadly mistaken.
Slick in the manner of a high-end DTV release, See No Evil answers such important questions as “Would a dog eat a bimbo if his life depended on it?” Also, if you keep a kid in a cage as punishment for playing with himself, will he become a librarian or a serial killer?