10 Horror Movie Franchises That Need To End

7. Lake Placid

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Lake Placid (1999) was an unremarkable killer croc movie whose unremarkable box office performance would’ve put the kibosh on future movies if Twentieth Century Fox hadn’t decided to cash in on the title with a bunch of DVD “seemquels.”

You know the drill: shot in Bulgaria, full of dubbed extras and has beens (John Schneider appears in Lake Placid 2) and loaded with cheap effects, these are the kinds of films that stoners get high to, which makes you wonder about the youth of today.

Following 3 sequels, Lake Placid Vs Anaconda (2015) combines the franchise with another crappy creature feature series, and the results are exactly what you’d expect. The plot goes something like this: there’s a giant crocodile and a giant snake on the loose, and in between snacking on the nearly naked supporting cast, they fight.

Somehow, Robert Englund gets involved. Even legends have to buy groceries, you know.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'