10 Horror Movies That Were So Unscary It Actually Hurt

7. The Gingerdead Man (2005)

The Gingerdead Man Lame quasi-Child's Play rip off featuring a gingerbread man who is possessed by bad guy Gary Busey (in an utterly lamentable performance) and comes to life as a knife wielding gingerbread man villain, stalking the girl whose testimony sent him to the electric chair. Charles Band is behind this trash. Who on God's green earth sanctioned this movie to be made? It is pure dung For a start, an animated gingerbread man is a pathetic and supremely unscary villain. You just cannot take him seriously. If I were there at the bakery I would kick him, break him in two and eat him, dipping him into a nice cup of hot tea. This is another instance in this list of a 'horror comedy' that is neither horrific nor funny. Not even 'so bad it is amusing'. It is a mess in every way a film can be a mess - bad acting, pathetic direction, stupid special effects and a woeful script. I have had pet rabbits that are scarier than the eponymous villain. Your bones will ache if you watch this piece of garbage.
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My first film watched was Carrie aged 2 on my dad's knee. Educated at The University of St Andrews and Trinity College Dublin. Fan of Arthouse, Exploitation, Horror, Euro Trash, Giallo, New French Extremism. Weaned at the bosom of a Russ Meyer starlet. The bleaker, artier or sleazier the better!