10 Impossible Porn Parodies You Won't Believe Exist

3. E-Three: The Extra Testicle

Written and directed by infamous porn star Ron Jeremy, the very first ET porn parody (yes, there are more than one) sees a green-skinned alien with three testicles beaming humans aboard his spacecraft to photograph them having sex for, um, "scientific study", before crash-landing on Earth and trying to blend in. While sex happens. None of the cast seem particularly into the sex that happens in the film (and most fall asleep immediately after - sometimes even before) and it's unclear exactly why Jeremy thought the world need an ET porno that doesn't even feature anything close to ET in it, but at least the 'beaming' effects are so laughably bad that you might get a kick out of them.