10 Impossible Porn Parodies You Won't Believe Exist

4. Play-mate Of The Apes

Another porn parody that simply beggars belief as to why its makers thought they could find anything sexy about the subject matter, Play-mate Of The Apes loosely follows the plot of the original film but features a woman in Charlton Heston's role as Taylor, the astronaut who crash-lands on an Earth dominated by primates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SW6wK4Plk Despite being made decades after the original film, the parody features costumes and prosthetics that look like they're pre-1968 instead of post. Contrary to what you might be led to believe from the title, there aren't any apes in the sex scenes (Taylor's content to make it with her crew mates and barbarian princesses), which is something of a relief, but also makes the entire premise of the film even more questionable than it already was.
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