10. Explosions! Men! Heroism! - The Aviator
Man, I wish
The Aviator had turned out like the movie I'm seeing here - look how freakin' exciting it is. Fact is, this poster (released in the US, surprisingly) depicts one very specific moment in the movie, which just so happens to be the only action-orientated part of the whole thing. And it lasts for, like, a minute. You'd guess from the explosion in the background that this was a picture about dashing men doing dashing things, but it's only really ever about Leonardo DiCaprio going insane and trying to win an Oscar. This looks like
Sahara II.