5. Beauty And The Beast
Plot: Belle, whose father is imprisoned by the Beast, offers herself instead and discovers her captor to be an enchanted prince.
Porno Plot: This Disney classic has a name an adult film producer would kill for. We all know porn is usually about the ladies. The most famous men to come from porn are usually below average looking guys like Ron Jeremy. This is why this title lends itself so easily to porn. We would have an average looking guy or a guy with some physical face condition (he could wear a mask) lusting after a beautiful woman and somehow managing to sleep with many other beautiful woman. There would be no real revelation about beauty being on the inside. Remember, this is porn...