10 More Mismatched Movie Enemies

8. Jason Voorhees vs. Mark (Friday the 13th Part II)

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This entire list could be filled up with the fools who tried to cross Jason Voorhees. While most of them at least have the sense to fight him with a weapon there are some stupid enough to think that they can K-O the murderous hockey masked behemoth with one punch. Watching their failures is often a guilty pleasure when it comes to the Friday the 13th movies. You don€™t watch these movies to see teens overcome their advisories and personal demons, you watch them because it€™s fun to watch dumb teenagers die in gleefully violent ways. However in the case of Mark from Friday the 13th Part II, watching him go toe-to-toe with Jason isn€™t nearly as fair since the poor b**tard is stuck in a wheelchair. Mark is just a guy trying to relax with his friends at Crystal Lake, having fun, making a connection with Vicki -who totes wants his possibly crippled D- without a care in the world except for the whole not being able to run away from a serial killer thing. The icing on the cake is the unfortunate irony that after taking a machete to the face, he not only rolls backwards down the steps on the porch, but also conveniently down the much longer flight of stairs right next to the house in the pouring rain. The real question is, how did they even get Mark up all those stairs in the first place? Honorable mention goes to Franklin in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the exact same reason.
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