10 More Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths

4. Bet He Wishes He Was A Real Seagull Now - Executive Decision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1VZld8kUs Nobody likes Steven Seagal, except (apparently) Russian premier and man€™s man Vladimir Putin, oddly. But apart from The Lion Of Christianity, absolutely no one likes Steven Seagal: which is why movie audiences across the Western world dissolved into uncontainable mirth when watching middling nineties terrorist thriller Executive Decision. In the film, Seagal€™s Lieutenant Colonel Austin Travis, a crack leader of crack troops, leads those crack troops in a daring mid-air transfer onto a hijacked plane at high altitude. The 747 pulls up at the wrong moment, and Travis, stranded in the connecting boarding sleeve, sacrifices himself by closing the plane€™s hatch and being helplessly sucked out into the unforgiving winds. Brilliantly, the incident occurs a third of the way through the movie. At 43 minutes and 44 seconds in, Seagals€™ character can be seen bonelessly flipping out into the wide blue yonder, his only protection against the elements a furious, constipated scowl. The heavyset guru would be famously grumpy about his early exit from the film, leading to much on-set merriment from his castmates, who €“ like everyone else in the world €“ loathed him more than cancer and spiders. To this day, it€™s still the only good reason to watch the film€ over and over and over.
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