10 More Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths

3. Screwface Screwed Screwface - Marked For Death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZObnyBWAZSI In case you think that the Seagal hate is a little over the top, here€™s the man himself doing what he does best: viciously killing bad guys in the face. If you€™ve never seen a Steven Seagal movie from the nineties, then Marked For Death (1990) is a good place to start. It features the quintessential Seagal protagonist and plot: a large violent psychopath trained to murder people with his hands is antagonised when he€™s just trying to have a quiet evening with friends, and then brutally kills everyone else in the movie except for said friends. The poor, doomed bad guys in this one are a quasi-Jamaican street gang led by Screwface, a tall, manic individual who some say has occult abilities. This is because he is secretly two Screwfaces: twins, who€™ve kept the nature of their relationship secret and masqueraded as a single individual in order to fake the possession of sorcerous abilities. Chris Nolan, eat your heart out. Seagal kills Screwface in a fairly comprehensively Seagal manner: he overpowers him in hand to hand combat, castrates him and cuts his head off. When Screwface 2: Electric Boogaloo shows his identical face, Seagal is forced to take on a second big bad, and expresses his frustration by really going to town on this one, slicing his face down the middle with a sword, gouging both his eyes out with his thumbs, breaking his spine, Bane-style, and throwing him down an empty lift shaft, where he is impaled by an oddly-convenient spike at the bottom. His final line? A muttered, €œHope they weren€™t triplets€€