1. Possessed Bed - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Y0NmZwZZY "This is the stupidest hideout I've ever seen..." Well, at least they went with a title that was fair to movie-goers (though who, exactly, saw the name of this movie on a billboard and pursued it?). Death Bed: The Bed That Eats was made over a five year period, presumably because people kept wandering onto the set and advising they shut down production. And we understand that though beds can be used to create tension (What's under the bed?), a bed itself is not a particular spooky artifact, nor is the prospect of it eating you likely to have your heart racing. The plot of the movie, which is probably more insane than you'd imagine, also doesn't make much sense. The Bed That Eats - as you probably might've guessed - is possessed by a demon, but - and here's where it gets confusing - the demon used to a tree, which, for some reason, became a breeze, blew past a woman and fell in love with her. Then our demon took up human form (and "created" a bed), where he proceeded to make love to his new gal, though she died mid-way through (?!) and then, uh, the bed is possessed. Anyway, The Bed That Eats does away with its victims as so: Firstly, it removes their clothes and surrounds them in a yellow liquid gunk, then they're pulled into an acid-filled waterbed chamber that proceeds to dissolve them into nothingness. And though the movie itself is generally terrible, watching Death Bed actually melt things down with its acid gunk is strangely satisfying. Which ridiculous horror adversaries have we missed? Let us know in the comments section.