5. Frozen Scream (1975)
Unbelievably stupid 'zombie' movie (its appearance on the list of video nasties is inexplicable), Frozen Scream is a tiresome dog's dinner of a movie with a plot concerning a mad scientist reaching for the recipe for immortality and making frozen zombies in the process. These zombies attack the living. We all collectively yawn at the tedium. The lead actress - Renee Harmon - cannot act for love nor money, and the lines she spouts are as daft as a brush. Furthermore, she is totally expressionless as she delivers her lines. In fact, all of the actors involved in the film share the same strange expressionless features. There is a monotonous narrator brought in to jazz things up, which further muddies the waters. There is not even the snigger factor that comes along with bad movies of this calibre, nor is there any semi-decent gore. It won't even raise a hint of a smile from bad movie aficionados. Total BS from beginning to end.
Clare Simpson
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My first film watched was Carrie aged 2 on my dad's knee. Educated at The University of St Andrews and Trinity College Dublin. Fan of Arthouse, Exploitation, Horror, Euro Trash, Giallo, New French Extremism. Weaned at the bosom of a Russ Meyer starlet. The bleaker, artier or sleazier the better!
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