5. Osbourne Cox (Burn After Reading)
Sure he might also be in a coma in the aftermath of Burn After Reading, but that doesn't excuse Osbourne Cox from publicly axing a gym owner in the head, in the street, in his dressing-gown. Of all the characters on this list, Cox's arrest is probably the most certain - the CIA were already tracking him, there were witnesses to the crime and JK Simmon's Intelligence Boss made it quite clear he wanted to put the whole sorry mess behind him. IF Cox were to ever awake from his coma, he'd be cuffed, read his rights and transported to the nearest high-security prison or.... psychiatric ward (most likely) where he'd probably find himself sharing a room with George Clooney's Harry Pfarrar. Somebody needs to tell the duo you don't just kill a member of Hard Bodies and get away with it.