10 Movie Heroes Who Made Everything Worse

6. Jay - Dogma

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Kevin Smith's ferociously entertaining fantasy-comedy revolves around two fallen angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon), who scheme to re-enter Heaven and prove God's fallibility.

But because God is supposed to be infallible, successfully proving him wrong would effectively undo everything God has ever created.

Before Bartleby can complete the ritual required to re-enter Heaven, he must first transubstantiate into mortal form by removing his wings, which heroic stoner Jay (Jason Mewes) handily does for him by firing an entire clip of MAC-10 bullets at his wings.

Jay's heart is obviously in the right place and all, but his misguided efforts very nearly caused the un-creation of the entire universe. The lesson here? Don't give guns to stoners.

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