5. Frankenstein's Monster
Poor baby. This "Monster" didn't ask to be brought into this world. He's an amalgamation of several different dudes, all sewn together, with the brain of another that has clearly been partially destroyed considering he has the common sense of a five year old. He throws a tiny girl into a lake, for God's sake. But it isn't done out of malice and it certainly wasn't premeditated. He just wanted to see if she'd float. It's a reasonable question for a five year old to wonder. "Will this girl float like the flowers do?" Frankenstein's Monster is like the Lennie of Horror Films. All he wants you to do is tell him about the rabbits. Did he mean to kill that girl? No. Did he mean to be scary? No. Did he ask to be brought back into this world as a hideously deformed simpleton with bolts in his neck? You catch my drift wood. Mankind chased down the Monster with pitchforks and torches and cornered him into a windmill and set it on fire and killed him. Now I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, was this the wisest course of action, cornering an already scared dog? Or should we have just given the five year old what he really needed? A good solid hug.