10 Movie Names With Absolutely Arbitrary Subtitles

6. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

5099751230625 600 Would just calling it Charlie's Angels 2 have been enough to accompany this not-so-great sequel? Nope, apparently it would not have been. Any of the modern adaptations of old classic television shows have never been anything to write about, but it's even more obnoxious when studios try to make up for the lack of substance by giving a movie such a bland and hollow subtitle like... well, Full Throttle. I just don't understand. Why call it Full Throttle? Do the filmmakers just want us to think about revving engines and high octane action sequence? Full Throttle is just another example on this list of the over usage of random words with no real meaning. I know that it's not the worst offender in cinema history, but it just sounds like someone is trying way too hard to make a movie something that it is not. We get the drill. Action. Energy. Lots of movement. But it means nothing to the film.
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