10 Movie Outtakes That Should Have Stayed In

3. Weasel Roasts Deadpool's Face - Deadpool

One of the best gags in the first Deadpool is Weasel's (T.J. Miller) relentlessly insensitive descriptions of what Wade's (Ryan Reynolds) scarred face looks like post-transformation.

The zingers included in the movie are pretty great - "like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado," and "like Freddy Krueger face-f***ed a topographical map of Utah" - but naturally, Miller reeled off literally dozens more during the shoot.

Some of these made it onto Deadpool's blooper reel - interspersed throughout the clip below - including, "you look like a house fire was in another house fire," and "you look like the inside of other people's a**holes."

If there's any movie where you could literally pump the dramatic breaks and just let the sidekick insult the hero for two minutes straight, it'd surely be Deadpool. But regrettably, it wasn't to be.