8. Jaws 3-D
Nothing says death to a franchise like adding 3-D to the title. But does it mean death for Dennis Quaid? Of course not. When you play Michael Brody, son of the Shark Slayer from the original Jaws, you have some shoes to fill, for example: never dying. It doesn't matter how many rows of disgustingly sharp and jagged teeth you have, when you attack a SeaWorld park he's in, you're likely not going to swim away unharmed. Jaws 3-D is unneeded and a sad attempt at money-grabbing at a time we thought the world knew better. But we were wrong. Much like a zombie redneck torture family, the Great White sharks are always coming back for more. So ignoring all the logistics it takes for a shark to find its way from the ocean into a theme park that is supposedly in Orlando since that is where Florida's SeaWorld is located, Dennis Quaid does go toe-to-fin with a Great White. One human snack after another is consumed by the shark like it has the munchies of a college freshman. Instead of just staying out of the water that is enclosed, finite, and not open to the public unless you let it, everyone sees fit to dive in, because why the hell not? But if there is one man to rise above them all, it's DQ as he saves SeaWorld (Yay! You saved a theme park! Wow! Impressing!). Teaching the Great White that he should brush his teeth, Brody (Quaid) picks a pin from a grenade held by a former victim still sitting in the shark's mouth. So no more shark... but still Dennis Quaid.