10 Movies That Will Definitely Win Razzie Awards In 2017

9. The Veil

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Starring Jessica Alba and Thomas Jane, The Veil promises to be, at the very least, a fun romp. Better yet, the director is Phil Joanou, who made the critically acclaimed U2: Rattle And Hum (1988), a documentary about the Irish band on their US tour, as well as the thrillers State Of Grace (1990) and Heaven’s Prisoners (1995).

Disappointingly, his return to filmmaking is a whimper rather than a bang. The film is so turgid, in fact, that Blumhouse let it slip out unnoticed on DVD.

Jane plays cult leader “Jim Jacobs” (now who do you suppose he’s based on?) whose followers all drink the Kool Aid, but it’s difficult to take this guy seriously when the person he reminds you of most Val Kilmer's Elvis in True Romance. Eccentric rather than frightening, he’s one of several missteps the film makes.

Years later, the sole survivor returns to the site with a camera crew, who discover videotapes dating back to 1985. So it’s another horror movie about watching people watch tapes, and about as interesting as it sounds.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'