8. jOBS
This one is a no-brainer - as in whoever thought it a good idea for Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs obviously possesses very little of what we call a human brain. Bill Burr famously (and hilariously) referred to Steve Jobs as, "Nerd Jesus," so let's think on the ramifications of upsetting all the Apple acolytes: if we estimate all of the Apple products currently being used around the world and take into consideration Apple's customer satisfaction rating, this could turn into a global event. Imagine, if you will, the movie comes off so poorly that Apple themselves take offense. Ive recently learned from taking an Apple class that I only use about ten percent of my iPads potential. What the hell else can it do besides murder me in my sleep? Would it be like Transformers where all these little Apple devices are actually sentient beings and are waiting for the right moment to strike? This stupid movie might be the motivation theyve been waiting for. Now I just started thinking about Transformers and actually made myself angry. If other people follow that similar train of thought, wed be in real trouble. See the slippery slope here? Also, we have no idea of all the technology Apple is creating -- Skynet anyone?