8. Postal II - Uwe Boll
The Movie: An even more politically incorrect follow-up to the hugely offensive 2007 video game adaptation, which somehow managed to gross $18 million at the box office, (barely) exceeding its budget.
Why It Hasn't Been Made: For starters, does anybody
really want to see this film? I religiously watch Uwe Boll's films, and even though Postal was on the higher end of the scale by virtue of its sheer irreverence, there's not exactly much more ground left to cover, short of just pushing the offensiveness bar even further (though how do you out-do 9/11 jokes?). Given that Boll has directed or produced sequels to his House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark and Dungeon Siege movies - all of which are far worse than Postal - getting a second Postal movie
should be easier, though its daring content no doubt turns many investors off. Boll took to Kickstarter this week to try and source $500,000 to fund Postal II, yet it's safe to say that, short of a mentally ill millionaire helping him out, he's going to struggle to amass that money. Plus, given that the first movie cost $15 million, $500k isn't going to fund much now, is it?