10 Movies You Can Never Finish

3. The Postman

The Postman Kevin Costner
Warner Bros.

If you thought that the spectacular failure of Kevin Costner's 1995 star vehicle Waterworld would've reigned in his artistic hubris a tad, think again.

Costner, who effectively took control of Waterworld away from director Kevin Reynolds, followed it up with 1997's post-apocalyptic adventure film The Postman, which ultimately turned out to be a similarly grandiose-yet-undercooked effort.

While the majority of the movies on this list were well-received by critics, The Postman, which cost a ludicrous $80 million, was rubbished as a pretentious, cornball misfire for Costner.

But The Postman's biggest hurdle to success is unquestionably its agonising 177-minute runtime, distending the ridiculous farce of Kevin Costner attempting to rebuild society out to genuinely soul-sapping ends.

If Hideo Kojima's recent video game hit Death Stranding were a really, really boring and overly sincere movie, it'd surely be The Postman. Of Costner's big three epics, this is unquestionably the most punishing to watch.

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