10. You Find Yourself Suddenly Alone
If youre travelling on foot with a group of friends (theyll most likely be cool, sexy teenagers) and you suddenly find youve taken a wrong turn, gotten lost or are alone for whatever reason, then theres a very good chance youve just inadvertantly painted a slasher target on your chest. Movie slashers usually prefer the lone target, particularly toward the beginning of the film; unfortunately chances are that in this instance thats you. You might not be the first to die, but youll certainly be among the first handful. Should have paid more attention to where you were going shouldnt you?
The Solution: Try to be mindful of your surroundings; those with their head in the clouds never usually make it to the credits. And for gods sake, whatever you do, refrain from calling Billy?! Dave?! Come on you guys, this isnt funny! They wont answer. Chances are their entrails are already getting closely acquainted with the business end of a rusty machete and chances are that yours are next. Theres only really one solution: run and pray.