9. You Decide to have Sex In a Cabin/Abandoned House/ Creepy Forest
Theres nothing more deliciously naughty than a quick fumble somewhere youre not supposed to be fumbling, like behind a wheelie bin at a motorway service station for example, but theres a
line. Creepy dilapidated cabins, ominous abandoned houses and pitch dark forests most definitely cross it. Should you decide that youre the exception to that rule then enjoy that fumble, its probably going to be your last. And movie killers will rarely extend you the common courtesy of allowing you to finish. Worth it?
The Solution: Simply learn to control your libido and always remember the golden rule that the couple who decide to bump uglies almost always die first. Serial killers are usually sexually motivated after all, so to them, the act of coitus is like honey to a hungry bear. Thats like movie slasher 101.