10 Obvious Signs You’re About To Be Murdered by a Movie Slasher

8. You Decide To Investigate a Mysterious Noise/ Location

I have never in my life investigated a noise. It€™s just not something I€™d ever be inclined to do. Not even this one time when I was clearly being burgled. You may call me a coward, but I call myself a survivalist. If horror has taught me one thing it€™s that €˜that noise€™ you all just heard was made by something or someone that you don€™t want to discover. That or it€™s going to lure you into the creepy basement in which the killer sharpening his blade and biding his time. Either way, if you decide to locate the source, it sucks to be you. The Solution: You might think about ignoring it, but that can have just as deadly consequences. What you should do in this situation is simply leave. If you€™re camping in a deserted forest, pack up your things and drive away. If you€™re in a creepy mansion, just bail, go to McDonald€™s or something; the only mysterious noise you€™ll hear there is the sound of your arteries hardening. And would you rather death by cardiac arrest at 60, or death by psychopathic murderer in your 20€™s? It€™s your choice.
 
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