8. You Decide To Investigate a Mysterious Noise/ Location
I have never in my life investigated a noise. Its just not something Id ever be inclined to do. Not even this one time when I was clearly being burgled. You may call me a coward, but I call myself a survivalist. If horror has taught me one thing its that that noise you all just heard was made by something or someone that you dont want to discover. That or its going to lure you into the creepy basement in which the killer sharpening his blade and biding his time. Either way, if you decide to locate the source, it sucks to be you.
The Solution: You might think about ignoring it, but that can have just as deadly consequences. What you should do in this situation is simply leave. If youre camping in a deserted forest, pack up your things and drive away. If youre in a creepy mansion, just bail, go to McDonalds or something; the only mysterious noise youll hear there is the sound of your arteries hardening. And would you rather death by cardiac arrest at 60, or death by psychopathic murderer in your 20s? Its your choice.