6. You Decide To Make Sure The Killer is Dead
Lets say youve survived the killers initial attack; youve watched as your friends fell one by one; youve got sick of this s**t and youve been part of a counter-attack thats finally brought the killer down dead. Or at least you
think hes dead. Is he? If youre the guy that, either through your own poor decision making or at the selfish request of a fellow survivor, tries to check for a pulse, then unfortunately, youre about to fall right at the last hurdle. What a maroon!
The Solution: When someone says is he dead?, instead of creeping cautiously to the body so you can provide an accurate answer one way or the other, simply say I dont know and I dont give two s**ts, Im off before turning and tearing away as fast as you can in the complete opposite direction. No one will judge you, seriously. Get yourself down to a police station and let them deal with clean-up because chances are youre grossly under-qualified to be calling time of death anyway.