5. You Think Youre Harder Than The Killer
http://youtu.be/VQov9F8t4rM The movie slasher is almost always invincible until the last surviving member of your group figures out some usually bogus method of putting him on his ass. And believe me when I say, fists and feet never cut the mustard. If youre that guy the one who says Im not scareda no killer. Ill kick his murderin ass! then these will almost certainly end up acting as your final words. It doesnt matter how big you are, how strong, or how integral you are to your high school football teams starting line up; if you try to out-bully the killer your next order of business will be finally discovering whether or not theres an afterlife. The Solution: Stop trying to show off, simple as. Particularly if youve just seen the killer wipe out a group of your friends without so much as breaking a sweat. You might be a star athlete/ notorious bad boy around town, but the killer doesnt know or care about your reputation as a hard man; all he knows or cares about is that anyone who he gets close enough to is getting a machete/knife/claw/hook to the innards. Dont make his job easy for him by running up to him in the boxers stance.