10 Perfect Movie Girlfriends Who Would Suck In Real Life

5. Princess Leia Organa - Star Wars Trilogy (1977-1983)

"I hope you turn out to be my brother too."

The Movie(s): A classic fantasy re-telling about the whiny teen who discovers he has psychic powers and goes on a long journey into space to find out who his real father is. His sister is there, too, and she dates Harrison Ford. The "Perfect" Girlfriend: Chances are the moment you see Leia's name on this list, you thought about it. Yep: there is is, in all its two-piece glory... the golden bikini is the kind of thing that dreams are made of, and is probably enough of a perk that we can just stop writing this section. But Leia has other qualities, too, you know, given that she's one of like, three woman in the entire Star Wars galaxy, and the other two are Aunt Beru (yuck!) and a very serious lady who plans Death Star attacks (yuck!). Yes, Leia will save you from Carbonite-death and is (for some reason) seriously great with a blaster. Which, in a world where you're likely to be frozen in Carbonite and shot at with a blaster, is pretty damn handy. Why She Would Suck In Real Life: Forgot Leia's uptightness and the fact that she's too serious for her own good. It's all about this line, which she utters when Luke tells her that they're brother and sister:

"Somehow I knew. Somehow I always knew."

But... you... kissed him... on the mouth?