4. Annie Hall - Annie Hall (1977)
The Movie: Woody Allen manifests his feelings for Diane Keaton in a feature-length motion picture. Later he will deny that it is about her (despite the fact that her real name is Diane Hall).
The "Perfect" Girlfriend: Annie Hall is lovely because she's all ditzy and says things like "la-de-da, la-de-da" without irony. She's not the sharpest tool in the shed by any means, but she wants to
learn and is interested in becoming the best person she can be. Annie also has a lovely singing voice, which more than makes up for her absolutely horrendous driving.
Why She Would Suck In Real Life: Annie Hall is a floater. And by floater, we mean that she just floats through life, picking up a book here, ordering a salad in a restaurant there. And although you'd have a swell time just being in her company for however long she floats into your life for, she's somebody that is always growing and therefore outgrowing/growing away from you. She's like a plant, is what we're saying, and nobody wants to water a plant every day. That's why people have gardeners.