Angelique (Green) tries to win former flame Barnabas (Johnny Depp) back with her overwhelming sexual confidence, ripping off her gown to show an ample amount of cleavage that certainly has Barnabas' mind ticking over. "I must admit, they have not aged a day", he quips, before Angelique warns him that they must get down to coitus, or she'll destroy everything he loves, starting with Victoria (Bella Heathcote). As Barnabas agrees, Angelique flies to the wall, taking Barnabas with her, as they begin having the nastiest, weirdest sex ever, all set to Barry White's "You're the First, the Last, My Everything". Angelique claws at the walls and writhes around in ecstasy as the pair roll and fly around the room, destroying just about any object that gets in their way. They crash to the floor, Angelique gives him a lick of her serpent-like tongue, and the scene comes to an end with the pair sitting on a couch as they observe the wrecked room around them. Alright, so the scene is more goofy than sexy as a whole, but Green's blonde hair is a distinctive, refreshing look, and the way in which she dominates Barnabas would still have most guys wishing she'd do the same to them. Except for the gross tongue thing, of course.
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