10 Reasons Why Chris Nolan Should Stay Away From James Bond

5. Corny Lines Included

morgan freeman One of the many remarkable things about Skyfall was how new writer John Logan and director Sam Mendes balanced a serious thriller plot with the light touch and wit absent from the previous Craig Bonds. Yes, James€™s one-liners can go very wrong€”it€™s a steep slope from €œShocking, positively shocking€ to €œI thought Christmas only came once a year€ (hang your head, Pierce Brosnan!). But take a look at the quantum of gags in Quantum of Solace to see how dreary 007 can be without a few quips. Christopher Nolan€™s films are generally pretty po-faced, despite the best efforts of Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman to wring humour from their surroundings. And as mentioned above, a grimmer Bond would, at this stage, revisit well-trodden ground.
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Hamish Crawford writes fiction more easily than fact. His first volume of short fiction, “A Madhouse, Only With More Elegant Jackets”, was published in 2011 from First Edition Publishing. He has an English degree from the University of Calgary and a Screenwriting M.A. from the University of Westminster, which leaves little space on the wall for his several PhD. rejection letters. His stories and articles have appeared in such publications as NoD and the Cult Britannia website (www.cultbritannia.co.uk). In September he will be speaking at a Doctor Who 50th anniversary conference in Hertfordsire. The owner of far more hats than heads, Hamish currently lives in Canada, and is disappointed that the preceding biography contains so few factual errors. Visit his website: http://hamish-crawford.weebly.com