10 Reasons Why Dawn of the Dead Remake Sucks

by Felix Vasquez jr.

10. They Can Build a Tank?

Ah, the "Crossroads" mall where you can find everything to make a tank. Taking the two buses from the mall, the group, seemingly disposing of all the dead from the underground lot, are capable of building a tank despite the fact none of them ever reveals being able to build something so intricate. There's metallic slots for chainsaws, and chainsaws, and barbed wire, and they're even able to fortify the buses to be virtually unstoppable. That is until the end where, after placing the chainsaw in the hands of someone incompetent, manages to off a few of the very disposable cast members rendering the tanks pointless. But hey, I assume the group who makes it to the island will be able to create their own huts and massive civilizations like Swiss Family Robinson. That is, once they completely destroy the zombie hordes there.

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Felix Vasquez Jr. has written for over fifteen years, and is an author and movie critic who has written for various online outlets and can be seen on Rotten Tomatoes. He resides in New York, where he writes for his own online movie review website Cinema Crazed and works on his novels. He has a passion for classic rock, horror movies, and pop culture.