10 Scenes We Definitely Won't See In Tom Hardy's Venom

2. Venom French Kisses The Thing

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Tinder users have their fair share of horror stories, but they pale in comparison to what The Thing will tell you about the time he shared a weirdly intimate moment with Venom.

During the events of 2003's Venom #11, Eddie Brock clashes with the Fantastic Four and he attempts to take Ben Grimm out with a French kiss, sticking his lengthy tongue down the rock man's throat in an attempt to asphyxiate him.

As gross as this sounds, it gets even worse when the Human Torch severs the tongue to save his teammate's life. The Thing coughs up a chunk of it and that piece spawns its own entity.

Since the rights to the Fantastic Four are in the hands of Fox - just about, after the mess they've made of the property - they won't be making any cameos in the Venom movie, and hopefully Brock won't be delivering death by French kiss to any of his other opponents, because the audience will ideally want to keep its popcorn down.

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