10 Short Sentences That Ruin Major Films

3. Andy Dufresne's Poster Was Put Back Up From The Outside - The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

One of the most uplifting an inspiring movies ever made, The Shawshank Redemption is a universally-beloved tale that somehow managed to disappoint at the box office before people actually realized just how brilliant it really is. The moment that the Warden discovers Andy Dufresne's decades-in-the-making escape is an all-time classic scene, although the question remains; how the hell did he manage to reattach his Racquel Welch poster from inside the tunnel? Many people believe that reattaching the poster had been practiced over and over again by Andy during the dry runs of his escape, or maybe he was able to do it by only fixing it to the wall via the two top corners. Think about it; Andy has dug himself a tunnel that he can just about manage to crawl through, and in the movie we see that he goes in headfirst. He must have been one hell of a contortionist to be able to twist his body around in such a confined space in order to cover his tracks, or maybe we should all just overlook such trivial things and revel in a truly magical moment of cinema.
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